Warrior Princess

I'd lead a full-scale kitty insurrection, with the help of the many dogs in my neighborhood, who I'm sure would be eager for revenge. What if you discovered that the ...

Granted, but you are famous for being in reeeeaaaalllllly crappy movies. Like Jason Statham. I wish I could just party with my friends, just for one night.

Banned for having only one star. :P

8/10

I think that a lot of the people who have reviewed this have completely missed the whole idea of the topic. I'm actually rather disappointed in the poor perception exhibited ...

In this monologue, seventeen-year-old Mary relates her side of Jesus's conception. At the beginning of the scene, she is seated on the floor in the fetal position, with her knees ...

So I could make this a diary entry. Of course it would be easier to do that if I was writing this in my already cluttered notebook, and actually had ...

10/10. lol

Banned for having blonde-and-black hair.

Granted, but now afkgeqei woyivca KOUAVTVTRVA MWOTFCJCJ leylieyELIRYdx. I wish I could kiss a frog and have it turn into a handsome prince.

Banned for making such a good argument.

I particularly like this poem's relatability; it describes a situation which many teenagers (myself included) have found themselves in. Your imagery, though perhaps a little repetetive at times, is ve

7/10. Because you've had that one for FOREVER. :P

I'd fly around and around the top of a skyscraper and just feel like a total superhero. :D What if your father was a vampire who had stopped aging at ...

Granted, but since you can't wish for nothing to happen to your wish if you never wish for anything, you are left exactly where you were. I wish I were ...